My husband just finished eating chips and peanut butter cups. I mostly behaved myself. I was hungry though, so I asked him for some snack suggestions.
Him: twigs and berries?
Me: oooh. I thought you were going to suggest Twix. That would be good. If only....
Him: why are you so obsessed with food you can't have? You must like migraines.
Me: um, how about you try a day being dairy-free?
(He wouldn't even last ten minutes without milk in his coffee)
Him: I don't want to.
Me: Come on, I challenge you. Just one day.
Him (trying to change the subject and being completely serious with the following snack suggestion): why don't you go have a banana, or a pumpkin, or something?
Me: A pumpkin?
Yep. That's right. He is so helpful.
Instead of his pumpkin suggestion, I opted for toast with hazelnut butter. Yummy. And nothing like a pumpkin.